test

Spec. south london slang

v. To testify in court

"If you test then you die"

by McKenzie January 22, 2005

test

1. N. Oral Or written exam
2. N. Test of long term skills
3. V. Seeing if something works (See testing )
4. N. A Zombie with an afro. (See Gilligan's Island )

1. Person 1 : I can't wait for my test!
Person 2 : That makes 1 nerd!
Person 3 : That was the lamest thing I've ever heard
2. Teacher : We have a test on wednesday and you all better study for it!
Person 1 : Hey look at her huge tits!
Person 2 : Why is she so pissed off recently!
Person 3 : She's just going through her period. ***Chuckle
Teacher : Do you have something to say to me? (Person 3)
Person 3 : No Ma'm, I just said you have a nice ass.
Teacher : What???!?
Person 3 : Wait that isn't what I said!
Teacher : I'm giving you a referral!
Person 3 : Yay!
3. I was just about to test my new lowrider, when a freakin' asteroid came down and busted my spinners. Damn I hate having to repair my new ride, I don't have insurance damnit.
4. Oh Snap! Look at all those Tests! We're fucked!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

On the test

Something that is important to know. Questions on a test are something you need to know the answer to.

Knowing your best friend's cell number is on the test.

by EOP165 August 28, 2019

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

Man I really need to take this (The FitnessGram Pacer Test) in order to pass class.

by filthybro June 5, 2016

test tube baby

A person who is the ultimate dumb. So dumb, that he/she could have been born in a test tube.

Your brother acts like he's freaking retarded.

Yea. He's a test tube baby.

by Kevin ma May 2, 2006

acid test

A technique wherein a person subjects a potential friend to a series of mean or horrific tests to see if the person is actually cool.

pass:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck yourself.
Potential Friend: Fuck you too, buddy. Wanna go grab a burger?
Cool Guy: Congrats, you passed the acid test.

fail:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck youself.
Potential Friend: *cry*

by sk1tch March 9, 2007

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005