We all know a cougar is a hot older woman who goes after younger men.
A mountain lion is an older woman with the same tastes, but hideously ugly.
The name derives itself from a pun. See example below.
A mountain lion is an older woman with the same tastes, but hideously ugly.
The name derives itself from a pun. See example below.
That woman isn't a cougar! She's a mountain lion, as in, "If you said you'd be mountin' that, you'd be lyin'!"
by dark marmoset June 30, 2011
by conjalka March 08, 2006
by MissDelight April 05, 2006
Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy
by Doomanic November 27, 2011
A prostitute who will go to any means to acheive extreme prostitution, as in the limits of the mountain.
by ABM April 10, 2006
"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
by urbanme94 September 27, 2009
Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
by Freckletastic November 24, 2010