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step dad

My reason, and my people's resons, for despising my own life for multiple years. From ymexperiences, this person is a verbally abusive asshole that makes ridiculous rules and, when applicable, always favors his own children, and makes their lives easier by shitting on yours. This person usually controls your biological mother always, which is blatantly obvious to every person in the environment but her.
Friend: Hey man, how's it going?

What you say: I'm not bad; you?

How you feel: Awful; truly awful. Nothing especially bad happened today with my step dad, but my hate for life is building up so much because of him with no relief that it's hard to stand, and I only have a couple people that can make me feel good. I've lost so much respect for my mother that I can hardly even listen to her speak anymor because of what she's put me through.
by Ericcc June 20, 2006
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No Step on Snek

A parody the Gadsden flag—ie the “don’t tread on me” flag—typically used by people making fun of the patriot movement.
Look at those goofy ass clowns with their No Step on Snek flags.”
by x understander May 21, 2022
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Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.
by rocktopuss February 23, 2006
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stepcest

when step-siblings have sex
Yeah, somewhere in the next room Dick and Barbara are huddled together, worried that they could get a divorce JUST LIKE Bobby Fitster's parents and worried that it will make it really hard for them to have hot stepcest sex.
by drmutant August 7, 2006
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dub-step

The wrong way to properly spell "dubstep"
You spelled so wrong like a person who spells dubstep "dub-step"
by dotpeenge January 25, 2012
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step-moster

1. A woman who marries someone who has children who are in her same age group, yet insists on condesending labels such as "son" or "daughter" when introducing her new relatives.
2. sounds like step-monster.
3. a cross between mother and sister
4. someone who is the same age or younger than you who controls your dad, especially, if they do and say tacky things when he is not around.
My step-moster was running around the house in her underware again...
by cindedarkey January 22, 2008
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Step

The ability or lack there of to dodge punches in a fight.
Damn John stepped all of Jareds punches in that fight!
by Nardosavage January 7, 2018
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