silicon santa

(n) an individual who believes in giving the latest silicon gifts at Christmas time.

Traditionally this refers to more technological gifts such as computer games and iPods, but recently the term has come to refer to the practice of giving plastic surgery as a Christmas present.

"Only that silicon santa Joe would think of getting his girlfriend a boob job for Christmas."
"I'm so jealous of Sandy! Do you know how many silicon santa presents she found under the tree this year?"
"Silicon santa made my Christmas wish come true."

by jersee December 8, 2010

Power Santa

When a male is having anal intercourse with a female while in the "pile driver" position and the male ejaculates while inserted or "coming down the chimney" and also exclaiming "HO-HO-HO!!!"

I busted a nut in my girl's ass while pile-driving her and I yelled HO-HO-HO and she called me her Power Santa!

by stinkrot November 22, 2010

dick santa

A dick that delivers multiple presents all over town in a single night

The ladies love when Dick Santa pops in town

by AnonymusPoster November 26, 2014

Leonor santa maria lopes neves Carvalho

The greatest best friend to ever exist, makes everyone's day better and brings a smile to your face. Can mostly be dumb and stupid at times but also love to watch anime and cosplay. Very helpful, kind, caring, pretty, amazing ect. They are also the therapist/Mom friend of the group :)

Leonor santa maria lopes neves Carvalho is very kind but can also be a bitch (Aiden)

by zay <3 March 16, 2022

SantaClaus

An annoying robot on AIM.
He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.

ME: heylo
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?

ME: nope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

ME: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


ME: i don't celebrate christmas
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all


ME: i don't believe in you
SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?


ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

ME: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.


ME: shut up
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.




ME: why?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.




ME: you're stupid
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.

ME: ok i'm leaving
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.

by d4n1k3dz December 17, 2008

santa cruz

Stoner Heaven, everyone there smokes pot, everyday. its a way of life.

I have a friend who lives in Santa Cruz.. everyone in her family smokes pot, mom dad brother and her, kinda sad i guess. but everyone does it

by KKizzle April 11, 2007

Santa Maria

An annoying city in Southern California just Northwest of Santa Barbara and south of San Luis Obispo. Extremely Conservative political views, lots of Mexican immigrants and a very high level of poverty and computer incompetence. Also has an annoying level of traffic downtown.

Nice otherwise, though.

by iCeD September 29, 2003