squirt

a man who never signs off his pc. obsesses over females in chat rooms and wishes he had a dick.

paula's husband, john, is a squirt

by betty butterfield March 19, 2007

squirt & mop

a sexual manuver where the man cums all over his partners face, and then smears it around his partners face with his pubes.

man, I totally squirt & mopped that girl last night.

by sone199 February 21, 2010

Cock Squirt

A liquid white substance usually referred to as sperm, sometimes it is a yellow substance which often you can drink. This may also ruin your life because when when your testes release said substance you will "impregnate" a woman.

Damn nigga, I think I gave her some cock squirt last night

by Al Amin April 25, 2008

Squirt one through the hoop

Achieving your goal.

Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!

by Dr. Squirt October 27, 2008

little squirt

When a person during climax gets so pumped she pees alot

Man 1: Dud, this girl last night was like little squirting it was so hot.
Man 2: Bro can u hook me with one. I want to have a little squirter!
Man 1: Bro, always

by bigbigbooty711 April 27, 2016

Squillard

As of August 2008, William, a.k.a. Squillard from myspace, resides in the small high desert town of Yucca Valley in southern California. His day consists of doing mostly nothing, but usually involves hanging out with good friends Baby Boi Mario and Xave. His favorite bands include The Fall of Troy, and Enter Shikari. He also enjoys going to hardcore shows and murdering babies (not really). He respects adult film actors and actresses for what they do, because somebody's got to do it. And he doesn't do drugs, alcohol, or premarital sex, but he is down for blow jobs and what not. His favorite video game is Pokemon and he rarely plays anything else. And that just about covers Squillard. www.myspace.com/afireinsidekicksass

"Hey do you know Squillard?"

"You mean that fucking faggot from myspace? Yea fuck that loser ass cunt!"

by egyptianprincess October 17, 2008

Hershey Squirt

The act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss into one's anus and shitting it into their partner's mouth.

I smelled a foul odor emanating from the other room and when I looked through the door, I saw Carley giving Tyler a Hershey Squirt.

by Gargled Mayo February 16, 2014