by OGx_Snorlax March 08, 2015
When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.
As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.
by CO_Eric November 01, 2007
The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 07, 2020
Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022
by Bigbagofnope October 14, 2015