spakkafied

When you are so stoned you feel like a spakka (retard). You can also feel spakkafied from a heavy weekend or wired off ur bean

Chong - “how’s that lemo treating ya lad”

Lang - “mush I’m absolutely spakkafied me can’t see”

Chong - “hard”

by Chongmed May 10, 2023

board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.

Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!

by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

Gummy Speak

To speak with a mouth full of Gummy Bears.

I though she said, "Rumful" but it was gummy speak for beautiful.

by typherious April 26, 2009

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

IQ Speak

when somebody uses big words to over complicate what they are saying and make themselves sound smarter. Common in intelligent and stupid people alike.

Robert (Normal Speak): My job is getting pretty tough bro.
Robert (IQ Speak): My occupation is progressing into a most challenging state, my keen fellow

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 28, 2011

Deceptively Speaking

A round about way of saying that you are lying when the liar doesn't want to admit they are lying

Jim: I'm deceptively speaking
Bob: BULL! You are a liar. Tell me the truth now

by captainbuttons December 18, 2012

junky speak

The rabbling on of any non scientific claim or topic having to do with drug use or addiction by a former addict. Makes no difference if the former addict
has credentials as a drug counselor or not, has a bachelors or masters dgree. He or she steadfastly holds tight to unscientific or superstitious claims regarding substance abuse or recovery that have been debunked or found to have no real validity.

A counselor who's only has experience being a junky i.e his or her personal experience with addiction speaks on their "junky speak" claims that other non narcotic drugs should not be used to break chemical addiction, because those drugs are "evil" and "stupid". This is a clear example of "junky speak."

by Hermes Trismigistus November 20, 2013