The Spears Effect

An effect where any song remixed with Britney spear's hit song "Toxic" instantly makes it a better sounding song.

Why does Astronaut in the Ocean sound only good with Toxic? The Spears effect, that's why.

by wungabunga January 27, 2022

Britney Spears

She is the princess of pop, the only pop artist to collaborate with Madonna and Michael. Queen of the VMAs and the last artist to sell more than 110 million records worldwide in physical and pure sales.

Spill! Britney IS the moment, Free Britney Spears

by anonymous April 24, 2021

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

Britney Spears

The best pop star to ever exist.

“Have You Heard Baby One More Time?”

“Of course! I’m a huge fan of Britney Spears”

by marajvoodoo June 27, 2021

fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.

Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”

by Father Jake September 5, 2017

Chaldean Spear

When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.

*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

spear catching

The act of being the bottom in a homosexual relationship; usually secretive.

Nobody knows but that guy be spear catching in his spare time.

by Jack1ntheBox September 29, 2022