Searchportal 

A pointless website that you are redirected to when you type a URL incorrectly.

Jim: "I was trying to get to goatse.com and all it gave me was this stupid searchportal thing!"

Bill: "No no no, it's goatse.cz. Searchportal is just a useless website worth less than even the modern Newgrounds."

Searchportal by Valhalla777 January 26, 2009

Searena 

The best mom in the world. A lover to all. A caring, beautiful woman. A lady that makes you laugh no matter what. Searena's a hard worker and an amazing role model. Is a person that loves all and who all love her! A woman that is soaked in the grace of God, and who never lives a day without remembering it. A wonderful wife to her husband that is pretty darn lucky to have her!

Grace: Searena loves playing with my hair at church!
Sarah: Yea, Searena's like that, she loves everybody, even the EXTRA-ORDINARY ones!

Searena by Kels Kels April 11, 2009

Searchy 

Obsession with finding something
a certain type of mood

I dont wanna seem boy searchy.

Searchy by Candle Candacceee December 5, 2011

Searchie 

Noun, describing the act of searching your full name via an online search engine (google, bing, yahoo), similar to taking a "selfie". The difference to a selfie is that searchies are less embarassing, because only the search engine company knows that you are a self-absorbed narcissist.
Usually done in the false belief that it will increase your ranking in google.

I just made a searchie and no one will ever know (99.99999 percent of internet users).

Searchie by searchie-man January 8, 2014

scearcy 

A family of Northern origin that in its natural habitat are rude and sarcastic troll beasts with receding hairlines and innumerable tattoos.

Stay away from the Cherry Pit, that's where those Scearcy's hang out!

scearcy by Shouldbeabletoleavethisblank May 2, 2014

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

Shearing the sheep by TehOwner February 27, 2015

sheareen

Means sweet in Farsi. Exotic Middle Eastern girl with a vibrant personality. She’s daring for new adventures but she’s really smart too and knows her limits. She is really beautiful and down to do kinky stuff but she’s super hard to get. She’s strong willed and confident and can stand up for herself and others.

Some cracker : “Damn that brown girl has a great ass! What’s her name?”

“Sheareen”

sheareen by Pu55y3xpert101 October 7, 2018