When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"
by Michilla October 31, 2007
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When a car is packed with people to the extent that two people occupy the front passenger seat, the second person is said to be sitting "Spanish shotgun"
Driver - "Hey the back seat is full, you're gonna have to sit spanish shotgun
Girl - "Aww not on his lap, he smells like shittt"
Girl - "Aww not on his lap, he smells like shittt"
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Get the Spanish mug.1. when Purell is used as the lubricant that results in santorum
2. a frothy mixture of hand sanitizer and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
2. a frothy mixture of hand sanitizer and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
Person 1: I had some vigorous buttsechs last night
Person 2: Hope you Purell that shit!
Person 1: That's what i use as lube. it's a two birds, one stone sorta situation
Person 2: I bet that makes one amazing santorum
Person 1: It's a SANItorum: a sanitized santorum!
Person 2: Hope you Purell that shit!
Person 1: That's what i use as lube. it's a two birds, one stone sorta situation
Person 2: I bet that makes one amazing santorum
Person 1: It's a SANItorum: a sanitized santorum!
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