soapbox

A pedistal. Used by our parents a lot.

The world is a bad place. I'll get off my soapbox now.

by Excrazymac May 6, 2004

SoaP

Abbreviation for the movie Snakes on a Plane.

Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!

by Shawn August 28, 2006

Sapsford

A name for a specific type of haircut which is famously given to poodles in the Hollywood and Essex area.

This is where the head of the poodle is left fully haired however the rest of the body is clean shaven apart from the ankles, all of the hair is then died an ill ominous pink color. (This style is very popular within the gay communities.)
It is unclear how this originates from the word sapsford however I have seen manly price lists in the above areas advertising for 'give your dog a sapsford'

by Sam Titingham July 31, 2006

soap dispenser

What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.

Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!

by xmas-h8er December 25, 2009

Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.

Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.

by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015

slapsac

slapsac is ones ball bag shaven

my girlfriend will give me a weird look when she see my slapsac

by racoon April 26, 2003

Snapshow

A person that has had a previous history of uncontrolled outbursts of anger. They may scream, yell, and even become physical due to small and insignificant occurances.

Did you see how mad he got after missing that shot? What a snapshow.

or

All I did was make a simple joke, yet the snapshow had to take it seriously and punch me.

by sunriverssnapshow June 4, 2010