snank

an eejit. someone you don't like.

"oh jim you're such a snank"

by molisholis June 9, 2005

ope lemme just sneak right past ya here

the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent

person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”

by traps n gaps January 20, 2021

sneak one in

To try to have sex with a woman while she is sleeping. Usually this is done to a girlfriend or wife. Otherwise some of the more conservative people could profile this act as rape.

Guy 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing just at my house and my girl is asleep and I really need to bust a nut.
Guy 1: I recommend you sneak one in.
Guy 2: Capital idea!

by Senor Ringpiece August 18, 2009

sneak fuck

when someone/something does something sneakily to fuck up your day or plans - usually friends doing it to prank you, but can be otherwise.

In Halo, when someone assassinates you from behind - they are a sneak fuck... especially when said person is on your team.

by ashpagrass December 21, 2010

Sneak

Surprise attack or sucker punch.

Hym "Oh, yeah, was that guy seriously going to try and sneak me when I went to shake his hand? That is hilarious! All because his fat wife was giving me the googly eyes. I don't even want to fuck your fat wife. You should have kept your bitch mouth shut about my weiner. Why? Because if you believed what you said about me you wouldn't be worried about me fucking your wife. Which I could do. Easily. Wouldn't even have to try. How do I know? Because I wasn't even trying I'm the first place and now look at where we are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2022

snanky pore

a word to answer the teacher when someone is not here in school

teacher- "is Daniel George in today?"
Classmate- "snanky pore"

by Danny George November 24, 2022

Seat Sneak

On a road trip, someone who starts in the back works their way up to the front seat by complaining about their current position. They can also take the seat when your not in it, or take it by force. Choose someone with a low bullshit tolerance to drive, so that the Sneak doesn't succeed.

Did you hear Jamie? She whined the whole car ride to Missouri.

Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.

God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.

by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010