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A person with lazy habits who increasingly worsens.
"Hey Slothful Mark - Can we have a garage sale at your house in 2 months?" - s said

"Oh yah, dooooo, we can have one." - Slothful Mark replied

....every day for the next two months:
"Don't forget to ask the other tenants about the garage sale!" - s to Slothful mark


...2 months later(night before the garage sale):
"What the imboo?!?! You still haven't told your neighbors?" - s to Slothful mark

"Whaaaaatttttttt?" - S.M. to s
slothful by leroy January 28, 2005
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When you crap in your hand and smear it on someones face hwen their sleeping. You can also give them a teabag or arabian goggles
ben was being a bitch so hwen he was sleeping i had diarreah and gave him the worst slothie of his life!!!
slothie by lil dreidel December 10, 2004
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Slothing 

The act of fingering a girl under a blanket at someone else's birthday party.
"Dude, I'm gonna sloth her so bad tonight."

"The party was fine except this guy was slothing this girl in the corner."

"I like to close my eyes and pretend someone is slothing me."

"Hey babe, we're gonna sloth tonight ;) You excited?"
Slothing by foofoo101 January 27, 2013

Sloocher 

A person who is lazy like a sloth & takes advantage and uses other people...a moocher.
That sloocher expects to be able to lay on the couch all day and have someone pay his way all night.
Sloocher by Zanne327 May 29, 2013
a slap with a scratch attached to it.
She was so wasted on red bull and vodkas she tried to slap her ex in the face and he caught her nail instead, it was a wicked slatch.
slatch by who did that January 2, 2008
Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.
"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.
scotch by John July 14, 2003
when there are to many names you would like to call someone but don't want to say them all...

Slorch = Slut Whore Bitch
hey that chick was such a Slorch

Hey your a slorch

Hey your mom is a slorch
Slorch by Matt Factor October 27, 2007