second base

first base: kissing, french kissing, open mouth
second base: feeling up, touching breasts/ nipples, shirt off, touching penis
SHORT STOP: fingering, hand job
third base: blow job, eating out, tossed salad
home: duh, sex

ha ha i accidentally got to second base the other day didn't even realize my hand was there!!

by fowerlife April 30, 2008

5 seconds of summer

A sexy Aussie band. With members called Calum Hood, Michael Clifford, Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings and are so hot you can fry and egg on them. They wear super skinny jeans and enjoy their leisure time.

You heard of that sexy ass band called 5 seconds of summer?

by Paige123456 October 15, 2013

or i shall taunt you a second time

The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.

"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"

by boobs July 28, 2003

floppy seconds

The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".

"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

second-hand-spooge

Second-Hand-Spooge(commonly refered to as SHS) is a tragic event. many a man has fallen victim to this terrible occurance. now.. be afraid.. SHS is when a man aquires spooge from a females mouth. this is normally done through the art of making out with the subject, in this case the female who has recently given a bj(within the past 3 days). during the make out session, spooge from the females mouth, may, and this is not rare, transfer over to the male without him noticing. this is the art of receiving second hand spooge.

Ttam almost fell victim to SHS, that poor soul

by Paco the all knowing. October 15, 2004

second hand cocksucker

Any person which has eaten the pussy that has recently been filled with cock. Made especially distingushed by having unprotected sex, and filling the pussy with cream.

Matt had no idea he was a second hand cocksucker after being with Kim.

by ztotheatothec May 28, 2007

second hand vagina

The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.

"Baby, What do I taste on your lips?" "That's second hand vagina bitch! Taste good, don't it?"

by EzMaTezPez October 8, 2009