Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Perfect seal

The perfect seal. Every oriface that can be used for sex is used at 1 time.3 cocks one girl

Slut wants to get fucked by 3 guys at once so they give her the perfect seal

by Leon.c October 5, 2017

The Power Seal

Li saw weapon "the power seal"

Is a uniliminal message

The Power Seal is, something from taking car of business backwards by bachman turner

The Power Seal is like a ring of power, The book has no other master, none of us can weild it. The book only answers to Sun Wu.

The power seal was here

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

Break the seal

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.

Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that

by Dhale78 February 24, 2023

Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.

"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"

by Domslay June 8, 2022

Water Sealing

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.

Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing

by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025