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screw bando

A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.

Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.
It’s always good business with Screw Bando.
by VouchForTx March 14, 2019
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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
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Rusty Screw

1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.

2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.

This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
Me and my boo had a rusty screw on the kitchen floor. It got real rusty.
by drankinzailor January 5, 2019
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Screwed

Troy is screwed
by Gary Mutinus June 24, 2018
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Screw

The word screw or screwing is used to describe sexual intercourse
“I was sweating after Emma and I screwed last night
by Sexyduck_28 July 23, 2018
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Cork screw

Where u fuck a midget with no legs and spin her in your dick
Alex cork screwed goegina the midget on his dick to reach nigba +100
by Bigdibber August 15, 2018
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iranian screw

When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it
Im about to inflict the iranian screw
by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019
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