sausage salute 

The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.

Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.

Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"

sausage salute by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017

sausage beaver 

One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)

Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.

sausage beaver by Rhucu December 15, 2017

sausage fest 

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else

Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.

sausage fest by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018

Sausage Wrap 

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

Sausage Wrap by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018

sausage superstar 

A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.

Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?

sausage superstar by Venus Fatale May 6, 2018

sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

sausage sword by The Butchrord February 20, 2018

Sausage blanket

A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy

Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious

Sausage blanket by Sausage blanket May 15, 2018