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Adam Sandler

Some 50 year old douchebag who somehow doesn't get tired of the same fart jokes for 20 years.
Adam Sandler has been really quiet ever since Isis collapsed
by Slayer_of_egirls July 16, 2019
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seeing eye single

A soft round ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.
Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.
by StevenX May 17, 2006
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single and ready to mingle

Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.
Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
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Sanger

Currently worth over £64.2 billion, William Peter Sanger is the most successful businessman in the world. For fear of "1337 Haxxorz" stealing his "Phat Lewt", he has hidden himself and his riches from the rest of the world, which is why he does not appear in any Rich Lists.
Sanger: "Guys, don't tell anyone about this money, ok? I don't want any 1337 haxxorz stealing my phat lewt."
by Centipeed December 28, 2005
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Geographical Single

A person whose significant other is in another country. Normally used in relation to those serving in the military and those married to someone serving in the military.
EX 1*-Person A: "She's hot!! Is she single?"

Person B: "Naw man. She's a geographical single, though."

EX 2*-Person A:"Hey, long time no see! Cute kids!Are you married now?"

Person B:"Eh, I'm a geographical single mom."
by Daisy Buchanon September 28, 2008
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Singledom

being single for too damn long!
Ay, that one girl can't be happy with her singledom; I mean she hasn't been on a date in 3 years!
by thatchick14 November 24, 2010
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Single

any person named matthew ever is single
by just your average human November 19, 2019
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