Safeysh

Anything and everything negative.

Safeysh shit eh eii

by Yourgirlfriendlooklikemymom January 5, 2022

internet safety

A List of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality The internet Is never a safe place and You cannot Protect yourself In it.

(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!

(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum

kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!

(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian

(Inreality)

kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you

internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies

by Wolfu July 24, 2016

Safeway Girl

A girl you date that's kept seperate from your regular social circle. A Safeway girl is quiet and low drama. She is a fallback girlfriend for when things don't work out with the hotter girls. Similar to a secret girlfriend but generally less ugly. Usual plain, boring, and safe.

Alt: Safeway girls are good starter girlfriends. See starter girl

I really want to take Karen to Prom but she's going with Ricky so I'll just have to bring my safeway girl.

by MFn Connery July 23, 2012

Safety

New York way of saying “peace” “be safe” “goodbye”

Friend 1: alright man I gotta go, I’m bout to see my family in Brownsville.

Friend 2: alright safety gang😎

by NameChanger420 June 4, 2023

Safeway

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed daily.

Hey Mack, how's it going?

Oh you know, I showed up at Safeway and all my hopes and dreams for the day died.

by JizzInMyPants09 June 11, 2009

Safety Fart

The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.

Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.

by Northern1 April 26, 2011

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 17, 2005