Rule 34 

The 34th rule of the internet.

If it exists then there's porn of it.

Guy 2: So last night I wound up masturbating to Tali Rule 34.
Guy 1: Nice Bruh!
Guy 2: Thanks Bruh! What about you?
Guy 1: So bro last night I looked up rule 34 MLP and man was it strange.
Guy 2: Wait did you masturbate to it?
Guy 1: I believe the proper term would be Fapping.
Random Guy: Actually the proper term would be Clopping. *Walks away*
Guy 2: Who the hell was that guy?
Guy 1: No idea. Also what the hell is clopping?
Guy 2: No freaking idea. Urban Dictionary that shit.
Guy 1: Already on it.

Rule 34 by Doctor Groot February 29, 2016

rule 147

Anyone who plugs kush up their butthole are legally allowed to do anything they want

Rick:I just shot 56 people in Las Vegas
Dick: Isn’t that an act of terrorism?
Rick:Nah I had kush up my butthole rule 147

rule 147 by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 3, 2017

Rule 188 

The Thot patrol is the greatest and human service in the history of mankind and you should talk to them if you need info on any girl. You know they are coming because their sirens plays XXXTentacion Yung Bratz.

Guy- Yo!Did I tell you about my new girl? She hot right?!
Freind 2- I call upon rule 188!
Freind 2 - Hey man your girl is a thot and she is going to play you hard. Don't worry I already called the thot patrol to arrest her!
*Yung Bratz plays in the distance*
Freind 2- lol rule 188

Rule 188 by XxPapaJohnN00bslayerxX September 24, 2018

Rule 183 

If it exists, there's a speedrun of it

1: Hey that guy's doing a speedrun of Guitar Hero!
2: Rule 183, If it exists, someone has speedran it.

Rule 183 by Lyriati January 18, 2019

rule 86 of the internet 

"if it exists,you can play Bad apple on it."" if it can,it can Bad apple"If this thing exists,you can play the song "bad apple" on it.Rule made by @bad.....apple on tik tok.

Person 1:Hey have you heard abt playing bad apple on a pregnancy test bro??
Person 2:rule 86 of the internet bro..

rule 86 of the internet by Urdadlesbianuwu February 20, 2023

Rule 85 

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.

Big red button? Rule 85.

Rule 85 by The Master's Challenge January 20, 2009

Rule 34D 

This corollary to Rule 34 of the internet states that everything on the internet is porn to someone.

Noob: Oh my god, that car crash was horrible, there were bodies everywhere!

Gurofag: Pics or GTFO.

Noob: What? Why would you want to see that?

Gurofag: Rule 34D - I need fapping material.

Rule 34D by Drakzor February 21, 2011