Dutch Rocket

anal dildo made out of wood

I made your mom a nice dutch rocket in shop class today

by SomeoneTX79 May 13, 2010

Canadian Sperm Rocket

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.

When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude

by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004

crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.

Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.

by axaxyup October 22, 2003

Rockefeller Syndrome

A disease that makes one want to take over the world, just like Nelson Rockefeller, his family, plus many more of the rich and elite have tried and continue to try.

My son, being diagnosed with Rockefeller Syndrome, supports the New World Order.

by OsitoPolar September 24, 2009

ROCKET LAOWNCHER

A word that is constantly being yelled out while playing the Metal Slug series.

"Take a shot every time the game says 'rocket laowncher!' if you want to die from alcohol poisoning."- gamestop.com

by PassionateFruit July 8, 2009

toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity

" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"

by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008