Zakurdaev's reflex

When you take the first short sip of hot espresso and have to poop immediately.

A: Where is Mike?
B: Man, he had Zakurdaev's reflex, he's sitting on the toilet.

by Strimfla January 3, 2018

Rusty Sniper Rifle

When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.

Bro last night i was fuckin this girl in the ass and gave her a rusty sniper rifle.

by Juggalo25 November 3, 2018

Girardoni Air Rifle

A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.

guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle

by Dat Cat June 18, 2020

King's African Rifles

The King's African Rifles (KAR), were a European colonial force who sought to exterminate Dhulbahante, during Darawiish era

she opposed King's African Rifles (KAR)

by khatumo November 2, 2020

Law of reflection

If thou reflects thou is probably a glass mirror therefore thou shall b smashed on thy opps head

“Oh yeh that opp was getting mad disrespectful so uno man had to hit him with the law of reflection”

by El Zakko May 10, 2022

Wyoming gag reflex

The act in which you a getting head from a female and when your about to finish you pull her by the hair and shove a snowball in her mouth and push her head back down on your cock and you finish in the back of her throat.

Dude last week I gave my cousin the Wyoming gag reflex.

by Big boy Lloyd December 29, 2022

Getting Jiggy With A Rifle

Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle

by TorioWasHere May 26, 2023