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Rachel's Challenge

A challenge to make sure that people will do good. Was named after the first person to die in the Columbine shootings back in '99. Her actions were very kind and warm hearted, but that's not the real point of the challenge. It is really charging towns $25,000 or more to fail at making good people. We all know that you don't change and that we cannot be changed for any reason.
Person 1: Hey ___, you hear that the Rachel's Challenge thing is coming to our school?

Person 2: That was a waste of money our football team could've used instead.
*Tard walks by the two*
Person 2: Duh, hur, dar, I'm a tard
Person 1: *Socks Person 2 in the face* Dude, this is why we need it, because of assholes like you.
by Mikau02 November 2, 2019
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Rachel slurr

When she rides your dick so hard. That she leaves a skid mark from your ball fro to your bellybutton.
Damn dude she rode my dick so hard. She gave me a Rachel slurr.
by Sirpornstache December 5, 2022
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Rachel Qu

Rachel is a special person, People usually enjoy her company if they don’t forget she’s there as she sits on her brand new iPhone 11Xs plus that’s a lavender colour might I add, texting her 6 25yr old boyfriends. If you want to have Rachel as a friend make sure you have more then one friend because she might disappear for a day or maybe a month. Doesn’t come into school cause she’s a lazy shite, don’t think she’s even on the roll anymore, owns every channel lipstick you can think of, feel free to rob her she won’t notice, bullies her cats, but to give her the benefit of the doubt she’s a pretty good cook and always lends you money when you need it.
Person 1: have you seen Rachel Qu? Is she in today ?

Person2: nah she broke her nail so decided not to come in today
by Lol wha December 9, 2019
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Rachel O’Connor

A sex act using monkey farces as a vibrator
That woman walked funny after giving herself a Rachel O’Connor.
by Eagle636 March 26, 2019
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ORDER A RACHEL

A Rachel is a Westbrook Prostitute that is given compensation for sexual work. This term "Ordering a Rachel" has been around since the $3 Deweys that would be ordered when the Ship would dock in Portland Maine in the 1700's.
I just got paid and I'm gonna head to Westbrook to Order a Rachel.
I ordered a Rachel and now I have an itch on my you know what.
Money comes and goes, but if you fall in love with the Rachel you ordered, it's lost money!
by WestyMan69 July 21, 2021
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Rafael And Rachel

A perfect couple which loves to date and was married last year. They had kids and would not like if you ship them.
Look at them "Rafael And Rachel" They're Perfect Together!
by Rafael&Rachel4Life August 14, 2019
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