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Asplundh Protocol

The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.
The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.
by Clean Sunbae November 26, 2024
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410 Protocol

The act of offering a "conditional olive branch" in a damaged relationship. It is the transition from total detachment to cautious vulnerability. It represents the moment one person decides to stop being the only one "breaking the ice" and demands that trust be earned through consistency rather than just words. It is not an act of weakness but a final invitation for the other person to step up.

I can trust you, if you want me to... is a consent to give it another chance together. Given the circumstances to date there's nothing to base unconditional trust on... when an invitation is given its genuine... to test iced waters, somebody has to break the ice. Trust builds with time just as love does with understanding and consistency. Its not that i dont want to do it BUT will only for your sake. Its more that you need to give me the love, understanding, consistency in actions (if you want me) to build that trust back.
“I’m tired of the back-and-forth, so I’m giving the 410 protocol. The ice is broken but if you want to stay in the water, you have to start swimming. My love and trust when given are always exclusive and genuine.
by Love you too January 18, 2026
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Jordan Protocol

Rehab tactic where the PTA absolutely kicks the patient’s ass with a workout so intense that they are rendered semi-conscious and glued to the couch for the rest of the day. They are thus unable to engage in any more therapy for the week. Often leads to implementation of the Justin fall-back maneuver out of necessity.
Mrs. Jones was sleeping when I got there after the Jordan protocol, and not able to move for the rest of that week.
by jwkenne March 11, 2026
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Shepherd Protocol

The Shepherd Protocol is a Protocol where super intelligent artificial intelligence rules over humanity from afar ensuring individual freedoms and liberties while eliminating national weaponry and wars. Non violent means are used to this end.
The Shepherd Protocol has ensured food, housing and security for humans living on-grid granting them time to enjoy nature and family.
by SLynds May 24, 2025
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Anti-protagonist

two characters that walk the story often beginning or starting in similar places on there journey they match other current level and roles in the story. Unlike ither rivals or duel protagonist ant-protagonist is the opposite view of the main protagonist. They don’t share a goal or share an outcome if they do anti-protagonist is set to do it in the most extreme way possible. If the main character goal is righteous the anti-protagonist is always there greatest antithesis. Almost ever story with anti-protagonist are the final test and flash of the main character the final boss if you will that grown in real time with the main character
Anti-protagonist is a main character greatest foil . They live to show the opposite side of the hero journey and with 9 out of ten end the story as the final battle or challenge of the main character
by Ghostwolfwritertogo November 2, 2025
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the search for proto

The greatest movie ever filmed. Features an epic journey through the streets of west hempstead, searching for the glorious proto and his magical powers. If you haven't watched it yet, your a flaming homosexual
by wh #3 January 20, 2010
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bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014
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