hybrid poop

When you take a dump that starts with solid logs but then turns into a steady stream of flowing diarrhea.

I though I would be on the toilet for a while at first, but luckily it was a hybrid poop so I was done quickly.

by helga olovski January 13, 2011

Hookah Poop

The dire need to excrete after smoking hookah. Sometimes can lead to a Shart.

Bro I gotta take a hookah poop, I feel like I just took some laxatives!

by kingfisher93 May 11, 2014

teen poop

TV shows typically shown on Nickelodeon or Disney Channel showing the woes and tribulations of teenaged Americans in overly moralic and shallow situations.

You've been watching teen poop for 5 hours straight. Turn it off and do your homework.

by Marty F October 11, 2013

poop google

The act of googling whilst defecating.

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.

by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013

Poop Surprise

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.

Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim

Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn

by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020

wrongful poop

Being accused of making a noxious smelling poop after coming out of a bathroom that someone else has just pooped in.

Guy 1: "Dude did you just take that awful smelling dump?"

Guy 2: "No way man, that must have been the person before me."

Guy 1: "Understandable. I guess it's just a case of a wrongful poop."

by tamborines September 25, 2010

sneeze poop

A sneeze accompanied by a simultaneous and unintentional poop

After buying a maritime drinks package, Peter got hammered and sneeze pooped himself.

by cleananoos5000 March 17, 2013