pocket pool

Most commonly performed by ignorant children at obese-old-woman ridden Wal-Mart. It involves fondling ones own tesicles via hand in pants pocket. It is extremely obvious when performed and unforunate to third parties.

Oh gross, that kid was totaly playing pocket pool. It's so obvious!

by Vironex July 22, 2006

sex pool

The available population in your league and region that are currently available for sex

Bob was single and desperate for a fuck, so he asked who was in the sex pool.

by wheresthesexpool November 25, 2007

Playing pool

When a girl is on some guys nuts; kissing his balls and playing with his stick.

Tony: Dude did you see Stephanie last night? She was totally playing pool with like three guys last night

Joseph: Typical

by supasupasmall March 14, 2011

Dip in the pool

When you are taking a shit, and the water level in the toilet is too high, and your penis dips itself in the nasty shit-filled toilet water.

Because my dick is large, when I took a shit the other day, it took a dip in the pool.

by Bigs July 8, 2004

chalking the pool stick

A (male) gay sexual term meaning to place an erect penis around a partner's anus and getting a dab of fecal matter on the tip then knocking one testicle with the fecal dabbed penis into the other testicle as one would with a chalked pool stick in a game of billiards.

Marty: Hey Steve, did you have a good game of billiards last night?

Steve: Yeah, I really had fun chalking the pool stick and knocking Richard's balls around.

Marty: That's what I call a good game of slop!

by FloppyHeadedNerfHerder1 January 11, 2014

Pocket Pool Shark

A man who has pocket pool down to a "T"

Jody is such a Pocket Pool Shark

by Geoff Marr April 12, 2007

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Hanging a fat shit.

"I jus' gotsta 'drop tha kids off at the pool'".

by Diego June 10, 2006