Prison pony 

A prison pony is another name for the black and white stripped horselike animal called the zebra.

If I ever go to Africa I want to see a wild prison pony.

Prison pony by Less Moreland June 10, 2018

backyard show pony

When in the backyard and giving it to a girl from behind in the ass in front of a crowd of people.

I was at a bar-b-que last week and Troy gave pam a backyard show pony.

backyard show pony by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009

shoot the pony 

When you are depressed and can't stand to have your pony see you that way, so you take it out back and shoot it.

You're bumming me out. I'm gonna go shoot the pony now.

shoot the pony by jennylovesyou December 13, 2014

Needs a pony

Southern England pervert slang meaning you're looking for an Italian prostitute. Adding an age to the request means years of experience

Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.

Needs a pony by HGFB August 2, 2006

Mexican pony ride 

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

Mexican pony ride by Impure Client October 2, 2009

Iron Pony

To kick someone in the crotch with your lower leg, causing your foot to stick out on their other side. The ideal Iron Pony should lift the person off of their feet. Saying "yee-haw!" while doing this is a good bonus but isn't absolutely necessary.

"If you don't quit it I'm gonna give you an Iron Pony!" or "If you don't want to take a ride on the Iron Pony you better shut up."

Iron Pony by Trooper18 June 23, 2009

party pony 

A pony tail placed on top of a girls head, meant to be swung around when dancing.

"OMG look at that girls hair!" "Girl I know, Beckys party pony is popping!!"

party pony by anonymousdictionary123 October 8, 2017