pongee__

Cool person ig

Yeah I saw pongee__ new video it was pretty cool ig

by SihdwjjzjwkKskak September 5, 2021

pongus

old egyptian god (i am very obviosly kidding)

praise the holy pongus

by lhfruhogu December 8, 2021

Pongasm

Uncontrollable elated singing often caused by the "Pong Flu" which brings out maximum ecstasy for a short duration. This is not to be related to "Ponggasm", which is when a man named "Pong" has an orgasm (during sexual intercourse with oneself)

"Oh my god, what is with all this singing?" A said.
"He must be having a Pongasm!" B replied.

by whoamianonymous May 29, 2009

Pongo mattress

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.

Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011

Pongo’d

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.

Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d

by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009

Ponging

The act of sexual activity while having ping-pong ball shoved in the anus

Guy 1: "Man my ass hurts!"
Guy 2: "Maybe you should stop ponging with Jennifer."

by DarkKnight11099 February 16, 2017

Pongos

Horny, attractive young army guys who will do anything to get with a girl for the night.

Don't do it April, they're just a bunch of Pongos.

by Captain Casm October 28, 2005