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Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024
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Political Froot Loops

is a colloquial term often used to describe politicians or political figures who make outlandish statements, exhibit bizarre behavior, or hold extreme beliefs that are perceived as unconventional or detached from reality. The term is derived from the breakfast cereal "Froot Loops," which consists of brightly colored, sugary cereal rings. In this context, it implies that the individual's views or actions are as whimsical and nonsensical as the cereal itself.
The politician's latest rant about aliens invading Congress was just another serving of Political Froot Loops, leaving many wondering about the state of their sanity.
by Al-Coc March 10, 2024
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Political Whore

A person with extremely strong political views who shoehorns said views into whatever post they see.

A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.
Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*

Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"

Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2024
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political priapism

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years
This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.
by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024
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political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry
The words he said were those of a political zealot.
by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024
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political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry
The words he said were those of a political zealot.
by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024
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Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.
Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.
by CornBrehd June 15, 2024
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