Chunky Poon

The act of puking in a girls vagina when you are eating her out.

"Dude last night I was soo drunk that I gave my woman a chunky poon."

by The Creight October 8, 2007

crushing poon

A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.

Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing

by SJ2LA2NC September 19, 2013

poecon

POECON is the semi-annual summer-camp for the Inner Cabal of the Portal of Evil, where these Masters of the Online Universe gather to let down their hair and indulge in bacchanalian excesses that would make Caligula blush. There are a hundred eye-popping rumors about POECONS, involving groinal fireworks, inflatable grandmothers, the improbable quantities of liquor, and skinnydipping retards, some or most of which may be true.

Burning Man? Forget that shit, I'm going to POECON.

by Theo C. Cupier III November 4, 2004

poon jabby

The place where a man sticks his healthy boner. The love opening. See hatchet wound.

Tommy likes to pound Brooke in her poon jabby until she squirts magical tarter sauce. Mmm Mmm good!

by Jocko Johnson March 14, 2004

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast December 9, 2008

Poconos

A part of North Eastern Pennsylvania , MONROE COUNTY. Not Pike County , which consists of people who drive to Jersey to go to KFC and 1 walmart. The Poconos is no other area around MONROE COUNTY. The Poconos consists on New Yorkers who are trying to live the "good life" and wiggers. it is seriously about 70% black/hispanic. Whites are the minority here. Theres too many drugs you can buy anywhere if you know how. There is alot of ghetto though theres ALOT of rich people. They all live far in the woods though.
Theres alot of resorts and hotels and fuunnn things to dooo , and soon to be casinos.

the big black guys at the casino theatre in Mt. Pocono are drug dealers. The Poconos is where lots of dirty people who left their shitty cities came.

by L0VERLYY. July 6, 2006

poon cakes

1.an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
2. somebody who's a douche bag

1. come here poon cakes and suck me
2. that guy is such a fucken poon cake

by poonmaster3000 April 28, 2007