Ice Picking

When a man/woman takes a shit and then presumes to freeze the turd and once done takes it and substitutes it as a dildo

Joey: Bro, did you see Cindy Ice Picking in the bathroom at the party last night?

Craig: yeah
shit got me ROCKHARD...

by Ze Miteh Quinn February 28, 2011

porking

To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave

no boose?
its okay lets go porking

by Brickz March 5, 2007

picking wildflowers

To go on a date with a stranger, and go home with another stranger you're met on the date.

My blind date with Jimmy really sucked. He turned out to be kind of a turd. So I went picking wildflowers, and went home with the bartender.

by Butt Burger October 25, 2010

Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

Fanny Packing

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.

I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.

by FancyNance August 31, 2011

Packing

When a rugby player or any other human passed out related to intoxication.. Pack their asshole with peanut butter.

Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.

Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com

Hey, that guy is passed out over there.. We gotta do a packing and pack his assshole with some extra chunky Jiff.

by Left Eye Lopez December 14, 2013

a cotton picking minute

1. a time of hardship
2. an expression used by odl white people
3. 400 years long

1. "damn yo this work is lasting a cotton picking minute home"
2. "wait a cotton picking minute young mister"
3. simple black man:"damn they was cotton picking for a minute"
educated black man: "abtou 400 somthing years to be exact"

by yello September 25, 2006