Running through the okra patch

Drinking all of the beers on the menu.

Tyler: let's go running through the okra patch!

Chris: I fucking hate you.

by chriscepticon June 18, 2016

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

by poonpatch June 25, 2009

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

Dry patch

A dry patch is a wet patch but when you’re high you say dry patch without knowing it

1st person Yo dude there’s a dry patch over there !!!
2nd person; yoooo that’s a wet patch you fucking mongrel

by Pooja69 December 22, 2022

booby-patch

it's a bra fr

Rachel: wth is that floating in the water
Alex: lmfao that's someones booby-patch
Tryone: niceee 😏

by jussomeweeb September 20, 2020

Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.

by KG6 February 21, 2021