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suit parade

A sporting event with somewhat of a predominant number of corperate exectutives or buisness professionals in attendance.
These days at the Leaf and Raptor games all you see is one big suit parade. Real fans are not welcome anymore
by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007
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Grenade Parade

A group of girls that, no matter how drunk they are, never ever sleep with anyone!!!
Guy: aww man! I think I should just call it a night
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!
by neatoguido June 16, 2011
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Hillbilly Parade

(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.
I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.
by McGrobb September 8, 2011
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earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha
person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade
by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013
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jamal parade

A bunch of niggers running down the street, being chased by cops, cuss they stool some shit
by jamal N May 27, 2016
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Gnow Paah

Cantonese for steak. Refers to a vagina that is so heavy, saggy, rough, and tough that it's like two steaks.
Look at that Low High (old vagina - someone who thinks highly of themselves), she's probably got a set of Gnow Paah between her legs.
by parfa May 10, 2017
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dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
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