Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

Copy Paper

A paper that is purely white. A good comparison to an Irish person's skin.

Oh my god, did you see Anna? She's basically a sheet of copy paper!

by AnnaB123 August 8, 2015

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

Mad paper

A large quantity of funds.

"Yo, you hear Jamal on 19th Street is making some mad paper, B."

by RoundenBrown July 17, 2018

penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022