Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".
I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.
by lard is bad August 20, 2011
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math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.
Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.
by cookie November 22, 2004
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like a book

A term used to tell chriskaye you know how to "read" him.
I say, "You're wearing your batman shirt?"

C-dawg says "Yeah."

I say "Like a book."
by El_Scorcho September 08, 2003
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f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.
You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 05, 2019
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cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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Back of book

A car that you owe more than 15k than what it’s worth
Cesar Jackson just pulled up in his back of book Nissan Rogue
by Cesar Jackson January 15, 2022
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Devil book

by AnieLynn4 April 25, 2021
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