Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.

Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.

by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023

granny jojo

a fat conservative grandma

that grandma is granny jojo

by sani1717 May 17, 2023

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Ur granny tranny

A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.

Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u

Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU

Jake: *commits suicide*

by Ur granny tranny May 10, 2018

granny regina

The hottest, thiccest, sexiest and most talented chick in the world. Will suck your big thicc moon dicc. She is the queen of IG captions and editing pics. If you mess with her squad, the granny regina squad, the granny regina squad, you'll dildoed by }auntie barbara. Has a bf with a long dick.

"Wow that thot is THICC nigga"
"Nigga you outta her league, that's granny regina, her pussy is tok sweet for you"

by HopOnLausDick2k17 April 1, 2017

Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022