by Joe April 28, 2003

A jizz rag is simalar to a catch rag, being that it is used to wipe up or catch cum after jerkin the gherkin. The difference is that a jizz rag is not kept, but rather, thrown away after use. Common jizz rags are usually paper towels, toilet paper, love letters.
by Drew55665 August 18, 2006

by troy garner September 21, 2005

When a girl looks so hot wearing glasses, that it makes a guy want to cum on her face. Hence, making them jizz goggles.
by Tyler, Rushi May 8, 2008

a water ballon that has been filled over the past weeks or months with semen or the semen of several people.
"hey, I got my brothers three man ballon launcher lets make some jizz bombs and go to the girls soccer practice"
by Steve Mongkok August 28, 2009

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.
by Kreg Keagy November 13, 2007

whenever you hold your jizz inside of your dick by squeezing the head of your dick REALLY REALLY hard whenever you are about to cum. This will stop you from ejecting sperm. repeat process until you have a hardened ball of dry jizz built up in the shaft of your penis.
I've been saving this jizz pearl for the day that I run into Fred Phelps, then I will proceed to shoot it out of my dick like a cannonball into his head. Hopefully that will kill him.
by 666_swastika_white_power_666 March 29, 2011
