by Tommi Star July 04, 2015
The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
by LIMINALGINGER May 06, 2024
while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....
by ryfidelity December 30, 2010
Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.
Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.
by SpecialKray December 14, 2022
A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010
by beemoody February 21, 2016
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
by Marco Porno July 21, 2015