morning spliff 

a cannabis cigarette that is smoked early morning,(before 11) and preferably in your local park (providing cannabis is legal where you are),
if smoked this early it will set off the cannabis smoked the night before and provide a stupid dizzy feeling all morning till lunch.

a morning spliff is basically a wake and bake, but done early in the morning and ideally after a schleeps

morning spliff by connorbag April 30, 2006

MOOing 

otherwise known as the "up down" or Manhattan Once Over, hence M.O.O.ing. Done generally by females in checking other females out from top to bottom as they pass by.

Kami - I get my fashion from MOOing other chicks at bars.

MOOing by Kami Jennings October 10, 2006

Asian Morning 

When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together.

Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning I can't see!

Asian Morning by DeoKots April 5, 2008

Morningwood hustle 

When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.

Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!

Morningwood hustle by bunghammer January 20, 2011

mooninites 

the race of two-dimensional creatures living at the inner core of the moon from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

The mooninites enjoy stealing all sorts of things from the mall. They especially enjoy televisions, porn, and spanking Carl.

mooninites by bushy May 30, 2006

Morning Cock 

The nightly build up of urine and pre-cum located underneath the forskin of a male, especially teenage males.

"Man, i've got total "Morning Cock", my knob smells like a Vietnamese prostitute with an armpit fetish."

and/

"Dude, smell my cod"

Morning Cock by LukeVernon April 21, 2009

I'd make her breakfast in the morning 

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

I'd make her breakfast in the morning by Codester124 February 23, 2010