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Monteth

Nice person and all but makes JokeHit feel like JokeShit
Monteth: "You are so cringe JokeHit"
by JackHit February 22, 2024
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Monteth

Ok guy but makes JokeHit feel like JokeShit
Monteth: "JokeHit you are so cringe shut up"
by JackHit February 23, 2024
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Montfort Secondary School

The type of school who spends 1 million on a chapel despite not refurbishing dog shit in the entire school
man one: "ei where u study ah"
man two: "Montfort Secondary School"
man one: "damn"
by the letter H is superior March 20, 2024
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Monte

Monte
by KlirUtox777 April 4, 2024
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Montgomery Muzzleloader

The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
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Montgomery Special

noun - maant·guh·mr·ee + speh·shl

A act of fellatio, involving oral sex on a man. Specifically performed on a very fat man with a big dick with blonde hair.
Hey darling, can you give me some of that... Montgomery Special? I promise I won't cum in your throat this time!
by MontgomerySpecialReceiver24988 November 23, 2024
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Monte

A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...
Person: I'm so lucky to have known Monte.
by AnonymousPhrog1290 December 1, 2024
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