Mobile Crime Scene

The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.

If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.

by random thoughts November 4, 2012

Mobile Homeless

Someone who lives in a car.

I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.

by West21 October 6, 2012

Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.

That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.

by cquillian April 17, 2013

Mobile Lag

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.

I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.

by GPLongwood April 23, 2013

Mobile up

Going out and getting drunk with friends and in the process taking as many pictures (good and bad) as you can with your mobile phone and uploading them to Facebook or other social media sites.

mobile upload uploading

Hey you want to go mobile up tonight!

We need to get together soon and do some mobile ups!

While doing something very drunk as others chant...Mobile up, mobile up, mobile up!!!

Wow did you see those mobile ups from last night?

by MobileUpingOnDaReg June 14, 2013

Mobile Crockpot

When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.

Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?

While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.

by Slainte October 4, 2013

mobile shaghi

Mobile Shanghai is when somebody unplugs your phone and plugs in theirs to charge it.

"your brother took my phone off the charger and charge his phone!" Said mom.
"He oulled a mobile shaghi"

by poppy3415 October 19, 2013