Mantana

The alternative name for Montana. Reason for use is that there is so few attractive woman in Montana to the number of men that it only seems appropriate to call it Mantana.

Andrew was discussing where he wanted to go to college to his friend and mentioned the University of Montana. His friend immediately interupted him saying, " Why ever would you want to go to Mantana? There's no women there!"

by JohnJohnson March 30, 2007

Mentalate

The act of thinking something through in your mind, usually a phrase or sentence, before actually saying it. This is usually advised by someone when a person starts spurting out random thoughts that make absolutely no sense, and add no value to the current conversation.

Guy 1: Sometimes for to being smarter, is for to being deader.

Guy 2: Dude, first you've got to mentalate it, then put it out.

by C. Scully August 25, 2008

Mantaloons

Under garment similar to tights worn by men not brave enough to wear Mantyhose but providing the same benefits.

I laughed so much I nearly messed my Mantaloons

by Fashion Worrier September 24, 2009

mental hairball

a word or phrase coughed up at random

"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"

by luckybever December 2, 2009

mantact

Man-to-man contact, especially, in a compromising but unintended way such as in an overcrowded shower room.

"At maximum capacity, the average prison shower has roughly six inches or less of clearance between naked dudes, so at some point, there will probably be mantact. When this happens, quickly assess the intent of the person next to you, and if the mantact was unintentional, both inmates should issue a “my bad” or similar as quickly as possible."

by Zejan November 12, 2009

Mentalgasm

The high you attain upon completing Mental Masturbation

I just had a mentalgasm doing abstract algebra

by zippadeedoodaa September 12, 2010

Mantabolism

How quickly you grow facial hair

dude our lunchlady has some mantabolism she grew that mustache in a day

by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011