Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.
by a fan of Harry Potter February 05, 2018
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midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate
Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is
by Grandma mo May 13, 2022
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midget pile

there is a midget pile over there
by marlakita July 28, 2017
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Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave
Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"
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that is some hot gay midget porn
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midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.
Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!
by Evake March 24, 2024
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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 11, 2005
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