Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one

Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013

I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021

raging midget

When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.

Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021

hentai midget porn

hentai but small people lol

Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it

by jayke0655 December 23, 2020

midget erection

When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.

Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection

by Kwaller11 October 28, 2017