muff

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

by Greg August 22, 2003

Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er January 16, 2009

muff-bluff

A muff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely assumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in sexual intercourse. The term is derived from the slang word muff or muffin (vagina) and the gambling term "bluffing." While a "muff-bluff" is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form "muffin' bluffin'."

"Oh dude, I was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a muff-bluff."

by outhouse April 15, 2009

Muffchest

1. An exceedingly hairy region on the chest.
2. A nickname for a guy with an exceedingly hairy region on the chest.

1. "Hes got a Muffchest"
2. "'Sup Muffchest?"

by Muffchest December 17, 2008

Meff Ear

When a person has really flat straight hair, and there ear pokes through the sides of the hair.

'that bitch has got major meff ear. holy shit!'

by stale milk July 17, 2009

muff hook

While sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of muff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. Discretion is the key as most muff will be keen on your intentions. With some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality muff!

Dude, I don't think the muff are biting today...
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!

by chipaul August 7, 2011

muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014