Mattea

Mattea is a really beautiful girl and deserves the world. Her best friends are Selma and Amanda. S.A.M

i love you mattea

by me human December 1, 2022

Matteo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.

« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »

by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022

matteo

mi sta sul cazzo

matteo esiste

by zxn9b January 17, 2023

mattea grace gatt

she’s nice caring and kind, has 5 great best friends and have 2 bad ones (not in the group of five).

loves acting, art, animation, overall a great person.

“mattea grace gatt!”
“what!”
“your nice”

“thanks”

by your canadian bestie :D March 5, 2023

Matter

Anything that has weight and takes up space.

Person 1: ay bro did u know we matter

Person 2: man stfu no one cares about your nerdy shit

Person 1: .....

by urbandici March 10, 2023

Matteo

Absolute unit.

I love Matteo

by adfcsdfc March 14, 2023

Matterboat

An individual like none other. Often found matterbating, Matterboats are proven to be incredibly bad-ass. They're literally Ironmen. This is in no way diminished by their propensity to giggle in corners while brushing their teeth.

Matterboats tend to have a way with the ladies, leading to a track record of finding and marrying the girls of their dreams and living long and happy lives.

Matterboats are highly regarded by their peers. Others enjoy Matterboats' matterbation and are generally highly impressed by Matterboats' tendencies for high levels of success in nearly every aspect of life. Former roommates, travel buddies, and laser tag teammates especially admire Matterboats and deeply value their friendship.

*knock*knock*

"Who is it...?"

"Matt... "

"Matter who...??"

"MATTERBOAT!!"

"MATTERBOAT!!! I've missed you, dude! Congratulations on insert huge achievement here!!"

by Alabamazon June 3, 2023