Academic Masturbation

Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher

After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.

by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009

Mouthsturbation

The act of your mouth watering (or in this case, jerking off) to the sight of delicious food

Guy 1: Dude, that Bacon could cause MOUTHSTURBATION in less than a millisecond

Guy 2: Yeah, I can't wait to eat it!

by PrfsrNrwhl657 July 21, 2013

masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.

I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.

by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016

Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard

i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose

by MMBBHH July 9, 2016

Madsturbation

The act of aggressively masturbating after becoming mad.

Tom got dumped so when he got home he had an intense session of madsturbation.

by Yeetdab June 11, 2017

Masturbationer

A man that camps on a roof and has a girl steam profile pic
The insult often used by salty victims

Star is a stupid masturbationer

by TehChanMan September 4, 2017

Masturbation

That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.

"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)

by NeverMasturbates April 4, 2019