walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.

I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.

by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021

Liquid Glass

The much used buzzword for iOS 26.

Apple event be like: “Liquid Glass this, Liquid Glass that, Liquid Glass your ass!”

by why are russian girls so cute September 16, 2025

slipping liquid

Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea

I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

Liquid Ass

When someone has explosive uncontrollable diarrhoea that usually results in the person spoiling themselves without warning

Oh I got a real bad case of liquid ass after last night burrito. I couldn’t make it to the toilet so it was running down my leg and everything

by A handlebar moustache July 5, 2020

liquidity almost children

Cum

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"

by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018

liquid autism

When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.

A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".

by MaxPare July 12, 2017

liquid budgie

after sex the guy takes the condom and holds it by the nipple and swings around so the cum flies in a slingshot like manner (15km) it spatter in the partners face like the poop of a budgie

She got a liquid budgie after i railed her.

by younger,McClmont, Ladouceur August 14, 2008