liquid zoo

Innocent pirate: (lisping) Mom, can we go to the liquid zoo?
Mom: You mean the aquarium?

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Liquid Stoner

Someone who gets diarrhoea from smoking weed

“Where’s ryan?”
“He’s on the toilet… he’s a liquid stoner”

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Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass

I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years

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A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.

No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
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ALECXTSD4GENERAL

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A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.

Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?

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When arguing with a partner, and to get them to see reason, you bust a nut in any sensory organ causing them to change their stance on the situation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me hang out with the boys until I gave her some liquid logic.

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