Ocean Law 

A set of rules governing action and property ownership in and on any ocean, based on the belief that any item(s) discarded into, or left unattended for an extensive period of time, an ocean is/are considered forfeited. Due to the forfeited ownership of this/these item(s), any individual who finds the item(s) may claim it/them as their own.

Person 1: "Dude, I think a dragon just stole my boat!"
Person 2: "Nah man, you left that there for like three days. She's just following Ocean Law."

Ocean Law by TJtheSleeper August 2, 2021

Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.

After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.

Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012

Couplette's Law 

It is a law which states that when one person in a long term relationship is given any information, it can be assumed that both parties in the couple will have this same information due to their couplette-ness.

Due to Couplette's Law, both Jenny and Joe will know about my abortion even though I will only tell Jenny.

Couplette's Law by fuelledbystarbucks April 14, 2016

Tinder's law 

The Law of Tinder states if a tinder profile contains a picture with 2 or more people and it's not obvious who the tinderee is, the owner of the account - in almost all cases - is the least attractive person in the picture.

"Hey, I can't tell who Danielle is from her pictures... Who do you think it is"
"Tinder's law man, it's that ugly one on the end"

Tinder's law by Rick James C July 19, 2016

Akila's law 

When the song my song comes on and you start dancing what your tongue out.

Akila's law was in full force at the party.

Akila's law by lolgeek838 October 31, 2016

Caminsky's Law

Caminsky's Law states that once a B-tier simp gets broken up with he must date the next girl he meets

"Why is Spencer dating that random girl? Claire broke up with him yesterday."

"Oh you know, Caminsky's Law so he had to date her right away."

Caminsky's Law by basil adder May 16, 2021

Jungle Law 

A declaration that social customs and unwritten rules are about to be ignored.

In other words, there is no law in the jungle. The biggest most vicious tiger gets to be the alpha male, eat all the meat, and have the most sex. So, this means declaring jungle law is simply declaring anarchy and doing what you want. It's an excuse to be an asshole.

Claire: "What the hell are you doing? I called shotgun."

John: "Well, I'm declaring jungle law and taking it. Suck it."

Jungle Law by itsmekellyc July 30, 2011