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Knittist

BROAD-SPECTRUM

1. Belief in the Supernatural.

2. Having extreme beliefs. (ex. conspiratist, fundamentalist, being indoctrinated)

3. Believing that Reason and Logic are Negative, or not having a proper understanding of either.

4. Not having a proper understanding of Scientific Method, or believing that it is Negative.

5. The opposite of a Pearlist.

SLANG:
Nittist, Nitt.
As an insult, this may be used to denote that someone is a 'Nitwit'.

HISTORY:
Coined up in realization that whilst Theist had an opposite(Atheist), Pearlist(a relatively new term) did not.
As in Knitting, there is "Knit and Purl" often misconceived as "Knit and Pearl", as Knit is the opposite of Purl/Pearl, the term coined up to be the opposite of Pearlist, shall be known as Knittist, or by slang, Nittist.
1. That Christian is obviously a Nittist/Knittist.

2. Just another Nittist arguement.

3. Astrology is a Nittist belief.

4. Nitts are of a primitive primate mindset.
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The purple star fish that lies between your buttcheeks, also the leather cheerio, balloon knot, sphincter
Umba totally loves when people play with his pucker knot.
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Noun referring to the female anus.
Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!
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Garlic Knot

The butthole of an Italian man or woman after a rousing night of backdoor action, almost to the point of a pink sock, but not quite.
I pounded her from behind and left her with a garlic knot so she wouldnt forget me.
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A lapp that rides knutte dick and is a scooter boy
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knotting out

Sarah is a crazy ass. She's always knotting out from drinking and smoking so much shit.
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