Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
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Jonas Nordahl is a fat fucking retard who eats chips for breakfast lunch and dinner
He is married to fellow student Maluena linden in 14 of November 2019.
Jonas tends to be naricistic and be Capping or not ?
He is married to fellow student Maluena linden in 14 of November 2019.
Jonas tends to be naricistic and be Capping or not ?
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When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
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Get the Kevin Jonas Syndrome mug.began their raging popularity in the summer of 2007. band of three studly brothers who are a christian band that started in wycoff new jersey. (in order of age) kevin, joe, and nick. teen pop sensations. almost every teenage girl in the U.S. has heard/or is a fan of them. no profanity, drug refrence, sexual inuendos, or dirty misconceptions.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')
around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')
around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.
teenie: OH MY GOSH THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV!!!
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!
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