rear its ugly head 

For something (usually not a physical object) to be brought up; usually in conversation or the acts of a superior.

The subject of the war in Iraq reared its ugly head again.

rear its ugly head by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

the fuck its 

when you dont feel like doing something

greg wanted me to help him build his pool today but i got a case of the fuck its and didnt want to

the fuck its by travelsizedjoe August 1, 2008

Maybe its Maybeline 

the idea/theory that government has corrupted and brainwashed society by means of consumerism and advertisement.

Person 1: "Whats wrong with the world today?"

Person 2: "Maybe its Maybeline."

Person 1: "Oh yeah, that would explain it."

Maybe its Maybeline by ashleylynne21 May 5, 2011

Worth its weight in gold 

Something or someone that is of high value.

For instance if someone is worth their weight in gold to you, then in a literal sense (assuming that person is 150 lbs.) their value would be 2,847,000 USD. (Because gold is worth about 1,300 USD per Troy ounce)

The new financial controller I hired cut down our expenses by 26%. He is definitely worth his weight in gold.

What?! 15 bucks for a drink? What, is beer here worth its weight in gold?!

Worth its weight in gold by RAEM November 11, 2013

stupidity at its best 

The maximum level of stupid 9000+

John tried to erase a pen mark.....STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST

stupidity at its best by Bronze 5 and still alive February 20, 2018

It does what its told 

1. Phrase used when someone is totally and utterly whipped
by someone.
2. Silence of the lambs.

Teacher: Do you work please class.
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!

It does what its told by John Kern November 22, 2005

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011